Toofers!

Oh so I almost forgot to tell you all! I am back to being Toofers for the time being! Once again, the cap on my front tooth has decided to fall off. Leaving me with a crooked smile and half a tooth. Also, this makes it really hard for me to eat like a normal human being, since I can't bite down on anything. Hopefully my dental insurance will kick in sometime soon and I can get this fixed. Also, unfortunately when I try to talk somewhat fast, I do get a lisp! Drives me crazy!!!
For those of you who don't know. let me recap how this tooth has added interesting stories into my inventory. (This is the fourth time since i was 10 ish )
The first time, I was 10, I invited a friend over to my house and we went to the pool. This pool was really awesome because it had a slide that went into it. Of course, me being the daredevil that I was, decided to go down the slide head first. Now this slide had a bump in it, making the ride more fun. I remembered what mommy taught me, to tuck my head in that way i wouldn't end up with a nose full of water, so I did just that. However, I did it too soon, so when i went over that bump, my face smacked into slide and I lost half a tooth that day. The cool thing was that I didn't even notice, the bad thing, everyone else did and we rushed home to tell my mom.... who wasn't that happy, but we went to the dentist and fixed it up and life was good. About 5 years later, i was at a friends house and we were both on the computer.. she had a wireless keyboard so we were passing the keyboard back and forth, well i turned around to say something at the same time that she passed me the keyboard, and POP! there goes the cap. (I tell people I tried to eat a keyboard when they ask). The third time, I was helping Nathan install a doggy door. I was placing it into the hole I cut into the wall and then i knocked one corner in, and when i went to smack the other corner in the first one popped out and hit me in the face! This final time, was caused my a taquito... a soft taquito! it was a sad day indeed. Oh well